The Archduke Franz Ferdinand has been shot and killed! 100 years ago today
Boy that Archduke sure liked shooting stuff. Killed 300,000 critters, hunting. Almost ironic that he'd go out that way instead of choling on a fish bone or from nose cancer or what not. Got his Hapsburg lip caught in a laundry wringer.
What a wanker. Not because he liked shooting. Who doesn't? It's just the WAY he did it.
Browncoat Publishing Company - *I have to get a new "author picture" for my next book to my publisher in two weeks. I have one where I look like a very distinguished but pretty author....
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