Sunday, September 18, 2016

Zombocalypse

Naked man breaks in home, bites resident, then dies

Duh.  I don't need to tell you what this means.

I have a man on the inside of the CDC.  You know how they make up a new infectious disease every year?  SARS, then Bird Flu, then Ebola, then Super Gonorrhea, then Bath Salts, then Zika?  Yeah, that's also just cover stories.  They change it because folks catch on.

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