CDC worker falls ill, goes home early, vanishes.
I have contacts at the Center for Disease Control. They tell me the public code phrase for a zombie outbreak is 'Bird Flu'.
Sorta like when they page Doctor Redbird at the hospital over the intercom. There is no Doc Redbird. That just means there is a fire. "Doctor Redbird, report to the 3rd floor east stairwell, please." and then you see janitors running with fire extinguishers to the 3rd floor.
I asked my contacts if this guy that's missing is a Bird Flu situation. They are keeping mum about it.
In today's episode of "The Internet Was A Mistake"...
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2 comments:
Strange is right...
One more benefit of not being the most sociable person in the world. Only my granddaughter passes bugs to me.
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