This Colorado Democrat you don't need a gun when you are getting raped. Just call the cops, and they will stop it before it gets TOO untoward. It what the cops are THERE for, to protect individuals from criminals. Like it's their duty or something... /s
"Did the rape victim have a rape whistle?"
"Oh yes, we found it clenched in her teeth, filled with her own coagulating blood from the stab wounds she received to her lungs after the act was completed and the rapist was done with her."
"Well, at least she didn't shoot him. That would have been bad."
Great Balls of . . . . . Pancake Batter? - There's nothing that says "easy dinner before I wrestle the giant turkey while Jim waits in the safety of the jeep" like balls of dough covered in lingonb...
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