"Gah! So frustrating! If another thing goes wrong with this car I'm gonna eat my Glock."
"Hey, Buddy? Can you do me a favor? Could you jump off a bridge or something? The fewer firearms deaths the better for the 2nd Amendment, ya know? Yeah, I know suicide shouldn't count against the forces of freedom, but the gun banners are irrational types. You can't drive to a bridge? Right. The car. Any train tracks near your place? Are you good with knots?"
And if you HAVE to go on a murder spree can you use a knife or something?
It's a horrid hope. "Please don't use a gun because that is bad for me, politically. Use something else."
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If it make you feel any less horrid, I hope the exact same thing.
I'll save you a place next to me in hell. :P
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