Thursday, April 9, 2009

Breaking News from New Orleans


THIS is how it starts, people!

For realz, yo.

A Metairie resident is recovering after a stranger bit a chunk of flesh out of his arm, and swallowed it, Saturday afternoon.



Be sure the your car is full of gas, it'll take about more 3 days, tops, to reach the midwest. Stay off the main roads if you have to flee.


3 comments:

Borepatch said...

Heh.

Careful T-Bolt: I'm getting a dozen hits a day from Google searches for "Nazi Zombies."

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Great. Zombies are Socialists now, too!

Jay G said...

No brains, no plans other than leaching off og others.

Yeah, socialists would work. Democrats, too...