.... my tummy....
... pain
I shouldna ate $12 worth of gun show beef jerky all in one sitting...
I should have had something different for lunch. Or just 2 pounds less jerky.
A Lesson From Yesterday
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If you commit an act of violence in furtherance of the Orange Shitbird's
agenda, you will receive a pardon. You might face state charges, but if
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2 comments:
Lol, like a kid at the fair. :P
That'll learn ya.
Just like wolfing down all the candy on Halloween night.
Or drinking a whole bottle of tequila solo.
And worse, after all that protein, you won't have to hit the toilet for a week or so.
I've so been there, too. Survived a round-trip cross-US drive on Slim Jim's, beef jerky, and bottled water. Having the empty water bottles saved on pit stops later, too.
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