An instructional website on how to fight the coming Zombie Scourge. eHow.
I don't know how I'd take their advice. They advocate beheadings. Getting up close and personal with a Zed with edged weapons. Remember if you are close enough to chop off a Shamblors then IT is close enough to grab you and gnosh a little of your precious skin.
They also like shotguns. If I told people once I told them a thousands times... don't use shotguns against zombies as a primary weapon. While effective on a few, zombies come in hordes. Shotguns are slow to load, generally, and the ammo is relatively heavy and bulky to carry enough of. They are a specialty weapon. C'mon people, you've used a shotty in first person shooters, you KNOW this.
They misname a group of zombies as a 'flock.' Zombies don't flock, like birds or sheep. Birds and sheep aren't as malevolent. A group is a known as a Horde. And are as dangerous as 100,000 angry Mongols bearing down on your village in the Ukranian Steppe.
Take the advice with a grain of salt.
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How 'bout a two man team with a Cold Steel Boar Spear and aCold Steel Magnum Kukri?
Barrett. Use a Barrett. Remember, Long Distance is the Next Best thing to Being There.
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