SWAT came to Breda's town and interrupted some guy's TeeVee watchin' with a flashbang. Surprise! They were responding to a call from his girlfriend because apparently he was tired of putting up with her. For this they get a junk on the bunk shot (one plastic Austrian pistol that went with his toter's permit and... nuthin...), and send him for psychiatric examination because she was sure that he'd be suicidal since he was no longer with her (I mean, who wouldn't be?). They gotta account for the property damage somehow, I guess.
What's the next SWAT overkill story gonna be?
"Officer, my cat, Snookums, is stuck up in a tree, can you send someone to help me get him down?"
"Don't worry ma'am. SWAT is bored and hasn't really been putting their expensive taxpayer-funded training to use. We'll send them over and if the flash bang doesn't get Snookums to surrender, we'll go full breach!"
Why do we tolerate our police playing soldier when there is a perfectly good military where turn in their civilian creds and actually BE a soldier. Someone could get HURT by these reckless bastages.
You know, this is why we misunderstand song lyrics - I must say, though, that he's the only one.
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