Zimmerman

I can understand why everyone is upset, the time is just odd.  I mean it WAS 96 years ago that that reprehensible Bosch tried to stir up Mexico in case we got all uppity about unrestricted submarine warfare.  The nerve!  The cheek!  Those Krauts think they can distract us Americans from the right?  Well them Huns have another thing coming. 

What?




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"We intend to begin on the first of February unrestricted submarine warfare. We shall endeavor in spite of this to keep the United States of America neutral. In the event of this not succeeding, we make Mexico a proposal of alliance on the following basis: make war together, make peace together, generous financial support and an understanding on our part that Mexico is to reconquer the lost territory in Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona. The settlement in detail is left to you. You will inform the President of the above most secretly as soon as the outbreak of war with the United States of America is certain and add the suggestion that he should, on his own initiative, invite Japan to immediate adherence and at the same time mediate between Japan and ourselves. Please call the President's attention to the fact that the ruthless employment of our submarines now offers the prospect of compelling England in a few months to make peace." Signed, ZIMMERMANN

Aw, crap.  Someone beat me to the joke.