Sunday, November 2, 2014


Been gettin lots of important stuff.

  • The Clerk of the Court says I have a Notice of Appearance. No court knows any of my email addresses, and certainly not THAT one.
  • There is a Neighborhood Child Predator Alert, please open this attachment.  I have no children.
  • I can look 20 years younger in minutes
  • Who's Who sent me an invitation
  • Plus a Chinese Nigerian wants to buy my land.


1 comment:

Expatriate Owl said...

I can understand them trying to market those penile enlargement pills to me. But to my wife??