That's actually just near-genius. True genius would be to have the treadmills hooked up to dynamos so that the zombies generate power for the house while trying to get in.
To be confident and competent enough with a rifle to be able to hit anything I can see in a Jovian Thunderbolt kind of way.
To be able to defend myself with a handgun.
To perhaps harvest some tasty venison with either a rifle or a shotgun, any skin or antler is just a nice bonus, here.
And, if necessary: To Defend the Ramparts of Democracy from a Level 4 Zombie Outbreak or against the Jacobin, Rampaging, Godless, Red-Commie Hordes (or their modern equivalent.)
"You never select a shotgun as your primary anti-zombie firearm. It's great for onesy twosey, but zombies travel in hordes. The reload time is onerous, and the ammo, while effective, is heavy and bulky and short ranged."
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That's actually just near-genius. True genius would be to have the treadmills hooked up to dynamos so that the zombies generate power for the house while trying to get in.
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I know its not that related but its the highest zombie post on your blog right now. I wanted to send you this as I thought you would appreciate it.
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