Thursday, March 31, 2016

Don't get stressed out!

"Whatever you do, don't let the pressure of the qualifications stress you out.  I know you are tied up in knots.  Calm down.  Sir?  CALM DOWN!  Breathe!  BREATHE!  YOU GOTTA BE STRESS FREE OR YOU GONNA FAIL!  FAILURE!"

Seriously.  I was pretty calm already.  I kinda felt like that whole schpiel was to purposely make me stressed.  Didn't work.  I was calm already.  And it didn't make me lose my cool.

I figured they'd clue into that when I danced like a blithering fool to their Cure soundtrack they played at top volume as I approached the firing line.

They shoulda played some DMX:

Y'all gon make me lose my cool.

(and when were banks EVER open at night?)

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