"Suspect allegedly shot someone with shotgun shell filled with breakfast cereal."
Big long story omitting crucial info.
What KIND of cereal? It's the most important detail the reader wants to know. Captain Crunch would be as deadly a #4 Goose Shot.
Oh wait, read to the end. It was Rice Krispies. My bad.
Brr...
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I somehow ended up out from under the covers last night, and just to make
it worse, the legs on my pyjama bottoms had ridden up nearly to my knees.
So I la...
32 minutes ago
1 comment:
That guy is lucky--muesli would have gone clean through him.
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