Added to the fact the Saucy Trollop is half considering a boomstick purchase.
Plus the added detail of her being a HUGE recoil junkie...
She asked me if it was possible to get a Colt Anaconda .44 Magnum with pink furniture.
Aw, geez, what hath I wrought?
She's never FIRED a .44. I don't have one for me. I have fired them and find them to be too much gun. For my tastes. Kaboom! It's a fun big boom but... Wow!
And now 5'2" she wants a something 6'1" me is afraid of.
I got to get her to try a .44 before this bug burrows too deep, and she just impulse-buys one.
"Did Colt make a pink Anaconda? Maybe blinged-out and bedazzled with swarovski crystal? I bet if I buy one, I could do wonders with a can of spray paint and a hot glue gun."
(And you DON'T want to know what she thinks the grip shape of Ruger pistols remind her of...)