Here is me, typing at my Remington Rand. I know many of you have wondered what I look like, so... wonder no more.
I need a haircut. It's getting long. I look like a hippy.
Remember when I told you how Breda shot me in the throat with Jay's snubbie? Well, now you know why I was unscathed.
So, I was off by 492? - A bit back, I wrote of the Ashley Madison hack: The site boasted 40M users. Which is probably 39,999,000 men and 1,000 women. I kid. Well, turns out, I may...
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