Or is it Hippodiles?
Anyway... I had a dream that new type of dangerous game showed up in Africa. Like Africa needed something NEW that kills people. It was a cross between a Hippo and a Croc, obviously. Hippo body and a Croc skin and head. The jaw had both kinds of teeth. And the things were HUGE. Bigger than normal full sized Hippos. I don't know why they needed teeth, the heads were big enough to swallow people whole.
In the dream there was a way to protect yourself from these monsters that I am sure could take on Bull Elephants and win. They wouldn't go through a sliding glass door. A sliding glass door might as well be 4 feet of opaque reinforced concrete, to these bad boys. Odd, but I'll take what I can get.
Careful when you go swimming in Africa!
What caliber for Crocopotamus? Goodness. Truly a .50 BMG critter, I think. The extra size and tough skin and thick body... It'd be hard to get to the boiler room. And with a skull twice as big and twice as thick as a normal full size croc, that would be problematic, too.
Big lines at the polls here
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Well, and our precinct, at least. I'm not sure what that means - there's
no way that Kamala Harris will win deep red Manatee County, Florida. But
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Well, it would also depend on the size of the Brain, I'd think. If it's one of those Tiny Reptilian jobs, I'd want something that is very Accurate, yet could still punch through the Cranial Armor, yet would provide quick follow up shots.
I'd be looking at one of the .40 Caliber ARs myself. Cheytec would probably work if you want long distance, but the Beowulf would be fine for a CQB distance. .50BMG might just be overkill. Plus the .50 BMG rifles are heavy to carry all day long.
Next week on Syfy...
RE: Caliber for crocopotami
You posted the answer on Saturday.
BGM
Well, with proper bullet placement and a well constructed projectile of decent sectional density, your basic zombie centerfire might work.
Did you just describe Posleen?
{Looking up Posleen...}
Yes. Fat Posleen with shorter more horizontal necks.
Squatter legs and shorter tails, too.
This sounds suspiciously like a cross between an abalone and a crocodile: a crockabaloney.
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