And here I've been worried about the Zombie threat when a much worse menace was lurking 'neath the dunes. A cemetery with ONE MILLION MUMMIES in it!
What caliber for mummies? IT DOESN'T MATTER! They are impervious! You need a flamethrower or tracer rounds. Then you have to defile the corpse.
Note Mummies. Not Daddies. Just further proof of how far back the feminazi conspiracy goes.
Sproing!
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With the arrival of the vernal equinox today, spring is officially here!
Well, technically it will be here at 11:06PM Eastern Daylight Time.
Hooray! If you...
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