It's a Tradition

Every year.  My town has a Zombie Walk.

I studiously avoid it.

Not because I wouldn't enjoy the spectacle.  I worry I'll have a flashback.

"Wheaton, 2009, when then name on uniform said Suggalewski, but everyone knew me as...  SERGEANT THUNDERBOLT!"

(the 1980s was a different time, with the Greaseman.)