Let Your Fingers

Some people get peeved when a new phone book get's dropped on their door stoop.  They HAVE the internet, what do they need THAT for?  It's just inconvenient litter to them.

Not me.  Keep em coming!  When the zombocalypse comes, and the supply chain breaks down, and their Charmin is all squeezed out, THEY will have to let their fingers do the walking.  I, on the other hand, have a Sears catalog style facsimile, for wipeys after my morning constitutional.  Better than corn cobs.