Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Let Your Fingers

Some people get peeved when a new phone book get's dropped on their door stoop.  They HAVE the internet, what do they need THAT for?  It's just inconvenient litter to them.

Not me.  Keep em coming!  When the zombocalypse comes, and the supply chain breaks down, and their Charmin is all squeezed out, THEY will have to let their fingers do the walking.  I, on the other hand, have a Sears catalog style facsimile, for wipeys after my morning constitutional.  Better than corn cobs.


Bubblehead Les. said...

Don't forget the Lugable Loo and the Big Bag of Cat Litter. THEN you're Golden!

Windy Wilson said...

I saved up a bunch of telephone books to make an air rifle backstop. TP is good, too.

The best Y2K joke said that if your TP was not Y2K compliant, come 1-1-00, it would think it was 1900 and become a Sears Catalog!