Reasons People Love Zombie Flicks
The bullet list in the article:
- You can plausibly be the hero
- You can have that cool stuff you’ve always wanted
- The playing field has been completely leveled
- You can get the girl (no word on if you can get the boy, too, if that is where your preference runs)
- It makes life simpler
- There are no more rules
Unlisted reasons why you should love zombie flicks
- It's good simulation training. (Should I go down to the basement? No. Should I get a well stocked defensible bunker? Yes. You see the pitfalls of what doing something stupid entails)
- It inures you to the horror that is definitely coming (see: Friendships Final Duty)
- You won't waste time on center mass shots on Zed, now, will you? Again: the Learning Curve is flattened because of cinema
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