Beer made civilization
Whiskey made civilization bearable.
One was invented by the Germans, the other by the Irish.
You heard me! Don't contradict.
Affirmative Action for Unqualified White People
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Her job description:
The Commission on Fine Arts passes on White House modifications, so she'll
need to work maybe ten minutes a week for her full pay.
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4 comments:
I thought the Egyptians invented beer.
Don't forget the rum, rum's good.
GERMANS
Germans, definitely Germans.
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