Monday, March 25, 2013

Putpockets

I thought of a great new scheme for our side.

We all know Cuomo wants people to snitch out New Yorkers who keep some of the now contraband "EVIL BOOMSTICK THINGIES" or whatever those bedwetters call their new law.   He is even offering a $500 bounty if you turn in some scofflaw that has a stripped lower and nothing else in the back of a sock drawer. 

Here is what we do.  We buy a crapload of 10 round mags in say, Maryland, (oops, unless Cuomo makes a correction, then you'd have to get 12 rounders in PA...) and go up to New York.  Then we scout out liberals hoplophobes with casual conversation. Then instead of acting as pickpockets, we are putpockets.  We secrete the illegal mag into a purse, bag, or pocket.  We enter their homes under some pretense and hide a magazine in there.  We get invited to their parties, drink their white wine spritzers, and leave mag in some inconspicuous place.   Then, we go to the cops and finger those bastards! 

It's anonymous, so it won't get back to us.  We get 500 clams to live off of.  THEY get a felony rap and are out of circulation for a time and after lose their franchise.  If we do this enough the civil rights lovers of New York State that respect the Bill of Rights will eventually gain an electoral majority and can rescind the silly gun ban in the legislature.  It's win win all around!

5 comments:

Chris said...

I don't care who y'all are, that there's funny!

Old NFO said...

Hehehe, good idea Sir! :-)

Eainsdad said...

*I* am deathly afraid that the criminal Cuomo has already planned this out for 2nd Amendment advocates.....
During those frisks....When vehicles are searched....

Frank Longtine said...

You actually think that the NY state gubbymint will convict a liberal of the "crime of possessing an illegal clip/mag/stock thingie that goes up?

Jay G said...

What if we put a book in the home of every fireman?