Saturday, March 9, 2013

They are making them new

You, too, could have a nigh ideal zombie getaway residence.  Just modify the stairs and put up some barricades.  With a deep enough frontage your fishing boat will provide you food.  Some solar panels, rain catchments, wind turbines.  Voila.

Zombie defense home.

















Multiple levels inside for defense.  I bet that's a helipad on top.  Buy LOTS of MREs and enjoy the perfect sniping platform.  You are high up to make your POA a little low.
 (i think this can be embiggenated this time...)

6 comments:

Bubblehead Les. said...

Hurricanes?

Old NFO said...

Corrosion would be the big PITA...

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Perfect for a Hurricane, Les. It's higher than the story surge. You'll want to put your boat on davits and winch it up, but that's a relatively simple operation. Anything you store on the lower desk will get washed away. Like firewood and sandbags.

Another thing to consider. Ice. Floes will saw those legs off, as they did many screw pile lights in the Chesapeake. You'll need rip rap for that.

Ratus said...

But how do I know they're not Zombie Fish?

Ratus said...

And one more question, is it high enough for the shark jumping zombies?

The Contrarian said...

Wrap that sucker in rubber every coupla years, and corrosion won't a big deal.

Ice can be solved by going south. I think I can live with that.