Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Wonder what the poor people are doing...

If I ever won a billion dollar lottery, obviously I would engage many servants.

A valet, a driver, a groundskeeper and staff, a housekeeper and staff, a chef, a gun-bearer for my safaris.  Somebody to assist in the raising of my orchids.

But I would like to retain a brisket-smoker so I never run out of properly prepared beef.  Day or night.



Excuse me, won't you?

WOODHOUSE!  MAKE EGGS!

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I would also have Follies.

3 comments:

wheelgun said...

You didn't provide recipe and/or instructions for the brisket

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

that's my staff's job

Marty said...

Eggs Woodhouse: https://youtu.be/eVgmI-YF16g