Friday, August 22, 2008

Quiz time!

Quiz time!



You are trapped in a mall during the Zombie Apocalypse.


You can choose 2 weapons, a celebrity companion, and one Muzak song on the overhead speakers stuck, on auto-repeat...



What do you choose?



I'd choose a P90 (semi-auto is fine) and a Pulaski style Fireman's Axe,

Samual "Bad M*****F*****" Jackson,

and "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."





11 comments:

Olderone said...

Does this meet the security requirements?

Home on the Range said...

Remington 870 and the M-4 Assault rifle.

Kurt Russell as Snake Pliskin (NOT Captain Ron)

CCR: Bad Moon Rising

JB Miller said...

Mini-14
Katana
Jason Statham
Escape "The Pina Colada Song"

Bob said...

AK-47
Katana
Sigourney Weaver ca. Alien
Theme from You Only Live Twice

breda said...

I think there's something seriously wrong with me...I'm fantasizing about which liberal celebrity would be the best choice for a "friendly fire" accident.

JB Miller said...

Love it!

Use Janeane Garofalo for bait!

The Customer said...

Thunderbolt, Now this is what I am talking about! Way to address the number one threat we face today.

In a mall situation, it would be close combat so I would have to go with the following:

Sig P226 9mm
Semi auto 9mm Uzi (only one ammo to carry)

Bruce Willis

Drowning Pool - Bodies (Let the bodies hit the floor)

I did not pick a hand to hand weapon figuring I could find enough stuff in the mall if needed.

Anonymous said...

Glock 9mm with a ton of 35 round mags.

Battle ax/pick.

Bruce Campbell.

Muskrat Love.

The Customer said...

Anonymous, Good call on Bruce.

I was torn between Willis and John Goodman. Figured Willis would have decent offensive ability but I know damn well if things got bad, I could outrun John Goodman.

Bolt, for clarification, we are talking shamblers, not the bogus sprinters?

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Sprinting Zombies are a myth.

Mulligan said...

pump style 'boom stick'
machete

britney spears.. low brain waves and superstar shopping skills would give her stealth capability in a zombie mall.

ozzy-- zombie stomp