Quiz time!
You are trapped in a mall during the Zombie Apocalypse.
You can choose 2 weapons, a celebrity companion, and one Muzak song on the overhead speakers stuck, on auto-repeat...
What do you choose?
I'd choose a P90 (semi-auto is fine) and a Pulaski style Fireman's Axe,
Samual "Bad M*****F*****" Jackson,
and "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
11 comments:
Does this meet the security requirements?
Remington 870 and the M-4 Assault rifle.
Kurt Russell as Snake Pliskin (NOT Captain Ron)
CCR: Bad Moon Rising
Mini-14
Katana
Jason Statham
Escape "The Pina Colada Song"
AK-47
Katana
Sigourney Weaver ca. Alien
Theme from You Only Live Twice
I think there's something seriously wrong with me...I'm fantasizing about which liberal celebrity would be the best choice for a "friendly fire" accident.
Love it!
Use Janeane Garofalo for bait!
Thunderbolt, Now this is what I am talking about! Way to address the number one threat we face today.
In a mall situation, it would be close combat so I would have to go with the following:
Sig P226 9mm
Semi auto 9mm Uzi (only one ammo to carry)
Bruce Willis
Drowning Pool - Bodies (Let the bodies hit the floor)
I did not pick a hand to hand weapon figuring I could find enough stuff in the mall if needed.
Glock 9mm with a ton of 35 round mags.
Battle ax/pick.
Bruce Campbell.
Muskrat Love.
Anonymous, Good call on Bruce.
I was torn between Willis and John Goodman. Figured Willis would have decent offensive ability but I know damn well if things got bad, I could outrun John Goodman.
Bolt, for clarification, we are talking shamblers, not the bogus sprinters?
Sprinting Zombies are a myth.
pump style 'boom stick'
machete
britney spears.. low brain waves and superstar shopping skills would give her stealth capability in a zombie mall.
ozzy-- zombie stomp
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