You are trapped in a mall during the Zombie Apocalypse.
You can choose 2 weapons, a celebrity companion, and one Muzak song on the overhead speakers stuck, on auto-repeat...
What do you choose?
I'd choose a P90 (semi-auto is fine) and a Pulaski style Fireman's Axe,
Samual "Bad M*****F*****" Jackson,
and "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."