"You’re about to get eaten by the zombie hordes. You’ve prepared, but there are more than you every possibly imagined. As you load your last mag into your chosen weapon, what song comes up your MP3 player/IPOD?"
Lots piped up with a tune of choice. Most were good vengeful tunes. Righteous songs. Inspiring swan songs. Songs that pump up the adrenalin. Ooo RAH!!
I go a different way. It's a happy time. I'm in my element. I've been preparing for this moment all my life and I feel more alive than ever. Joyous. The sun is shining. It's a great day. And I'm going to prevail, in this Ultimate Showdown. You all knew that.
So, my song is something like:
'T-bolt is taking the zombies to school' is a better ep title.
4 comments:
there are many reasons why I adore you. I'm adding this to the list.
Uh, Brother Bolt, this is the "Last Mag in the Gun, No Way Out, Take as Many of the Bastards with You as You can before You get Eaten " Scenario. You really want the Next to the Last Thing going through your Brain (the Last Thing being some Zeds Bicuspids) to be Mr. Rogers? Okay....
I'd still prevail Les.
7 round mag, 700 zombies, I'm the one walking away. You'll see. It'd be fun to watch.
"Stah powah, bitches!!!"
Oh, and when girding up for the final desperate zed-whupping, it's gotta be "Sharp Dressed Man".
Cheers, Medium Sized Jake
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