I have Jack Bauer, Iron man and Jason Statham. My wife gets Sheldon Cooper, Darth Vader and Tom Brady. But her shirt is an X-men shirt (seriously) so she calls Wolverine.
Dr. Cal Lightman (I had to look that up), Natalie Portman, and The Incredible Hulk. Hmm... If I can just keep the Hulk from wandering off, he should make up for the other two.
Phillip : Cal Lightman would be of *some* help if we were actually dealing with living people. I doubt the zombies will actually have any expressions (let alone microexpressions) for Cal to tell if they're lying or not.
Thank God Vader is on my team ... I'm stuck with a contract negotiator and a b-level hip hopper.
Upon further reflection (and my random nerd-brain,) I just realized that Vader is somewhat useless in a Zombiepocalypse ...
He cannot effect that Zombies themselves. Their undead status places them outside of The Force. Sure, Vader can bash the shit outta them with random objects, but it's not like he can Force choke them like Random Imperial Officer.
Vader and Eastwood. I'm going to take a liberty and make it the younger, ass-kicking Eastwood and we're going to town. Vader's got a light saber. Dunno who this Cal Lightman guy is, but I'm sure that he'll make a handy pawn.
To be confident and competent enough with a rifle to be able to hit anything I can see in a Jovian Thunderbolt kind of way.
To be able to defend myself with a handgun.
To perhaps harvest some tasty venison with either a rifle or a shotgun, any skin or antler is just a nice bonus, here.
And, if necessary: To Defend the Ramparts of Democracy from a Level 4 Zombie Outbreak or against the Jacobin, Rampaging, Godless, Red-Commie Hordes (or their modern equivalent.)
"You never select a shotgun as your primary anti-zombie firearm. It's great for onesy twosey, but zombies travel in hordes. The reload time is onerous, and the ammo, while effective, is heavy and bulky and short ranged."
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I feel bad for the people with checkered shirts born on May 1st.
I have Jack Bauer, Iron man and Jason Statham. My wife gets Sheldon Cooper, Darth Vader and Tom Brady. But her shirt is an X-men shirt (seriously) so she calls Wolverine.
River Tam, Clint Eastwood, and the Incredible Hulk.
I'm set.
Dr. Cal Lightman (I had to look that up), Natalie Portman, and The Incredible Hulk. Hmm... If I can just keep the Hulk from wandering off, he should make up for the other two.
River Tam, Gordon Freeman, Nicki Minaj and me...
Nicki would be bait.
Phillip : Cal Lightman would be of *some* help if we were actually dealing with living people. I doubt the zombies will actually have any expressions (let alone microexpressions) for Cal to tell if they're lying or not.
Thank God Vader is on my team ... I'm stuck with a contract negotiator and a b-level hip hopper.
Upon further reflection (and my random nerd-brain,) I just realized that Vader is somewhat useless in a Zombiepocalypse ...
He cannot effect that Zombies themselves. Their undead status places them outside of The Force. Sure, Vader can bash the shit outta them with random objects, but it's not like he can Force choke them like Random Imperial Officer.
River, Darth Vader and Chuck Norris.
Unstoppable.
Vader and Eastwood. I'm going to take a liberty and make it the younger, ass-kicking Eastwood and we're going to town. Vader's got a light saber. Dunno who this Cal Lightman guy is, but I'm sure that he'll make a handy pawn.
Darth Vader, Olivia Benson and Kim Kardassian. Vader can hold them off while I party with the girls. :>)
Sheldon Cooper, Iron Man and Barrack Obama. Crap.
Sheldon Cooper, Mike Tyson, and the Incredible Hulk.
I'll may be in trouble.
Tyson might bite my ear off and
attract them to me.
Since Tyson and the Hulk use their hands there is a high change of the being turned on me. A Hulk Zombie would be unequivocally horrific.
Kenny Powers,
Snooki
Batman
I can deal with that. Even walkers wouldnt want snooki to touch them, leaving me and batman to be useful. No idea who Kenny Powers is though
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