The Lotto Machine is Broken

Yeah, yeah, it's a hanckneyed meme.  "What guns would you get if you won the MegaMillions?"  People then traditionally spout off the custom pistols and full auto fun-boom-sticks and all the ammo and the land for the big rifle range out in the sticks...

Also, how they wouldn't go back to work the next day.  Or blog.

That's not what I'd buy right away.  The fancy new guns I mean.  Not right away.  And I'd still blog even though I am a kajillionaire.  But the FIRST thing I'd do with all that money is hire a fulltime editor to catch all my typos and grammatical failings!!  I don't know what's wrong with me.  I've been using this language for most all of my life.  As long as I've had these teeth in my head.