So my clock radio woke me and before I hit the snooze button my sleep addled not quite awake brain heard, "Jerry Lewis is dead, taken down by Seal Team Six last night."
I thought that was funny and wondered what the clown prince of Brat Pack comedy did to get the US government and an elite commando units interested in his demise, then drifted beck to 9 more minutes of sleep. Poor bastard.
I learned different later. I must have misheard the name.
Halloween reminder - No child has ever died from poisoned Halloween candy.
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