Spam 2: Boobs

Hmmm.  Based on cursory observations...  If you want to attract the attention of Chinese spambots you should use specific words.  Like felt and feelings and boobs.  Especially in the subject line.

"Those boobs and yahoos won't hurt my feelings if they tear the felt.  That billiard table is a rental, and fully insured."

I may have to instigate some spam filtering again, sadly.