Saturday, March 26, 2016


Haiku about pistol procurment.

Plastic Fantastic
But would not a Smith be best?
Gaston Glock now weeps


A wannabe gangster called Morris
Tried to hold up a store with a Taurus
But the register floozy
Was packing an Uzi
So now Morris' organs are porous.


In England the Parliment bickers
A twist in Elzabeth's knickers
Should weapons be legal?
Her reply, quite regal
To each Anglican parish, a Vickers