Haiku about pistol procurment.
Plastic Fantastic
But would not a Smith be best?
Gaston Glock now weeps
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A wannabe gangster called Morris
Tried to hold up a store with a Taurus
But the register floozy
Was packing an Uzi
So now Morris' organs are porous.
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In England the Parliment bickers
A twist in Elzabeth's knickers
Should weapons be legal?
Her reply, quite regal
To each Anglican parish, a Vickers
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Tam and I enjoyed pork barbecue Friday night, the kind that consists
of pork and a few vegetable cooked down in a smoky, tomato-based sauce with
hints...
8 hours ago
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Willie took his sister Nell
And threw her down into the well
She's there now because it kilt her
Now we have to buy a filter.
I am disappointed your regular readership are not absolutely twitterpated over some of this Real Literature(tm).
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