What she said. And on that note.
Remember when the company was bought for $112 million back in '87? Then you bribed that alligator Clinton to eat you last and your customers noticed and didn't like the new changes your new boyfriend made you put up? He made you do things, things that seemed like a good idea at the time, but were really just self destructive. (That couldn't have been that good a business decision, otherwise you'd have sold for more than $15 million in 2001.) It was a bit dysfunctional, your relationship with that Slick Willie dude, and like a lotta wives going back to their abusive husbands all we could do was watch and hope you wised up and got the hell out of that pairing. And we gave you the silent treatment...
Then you did! Yay! You got out. You've denounced all those horrible things you said and did. AND, you've done a good job, bidness-wise, in the past 10 years than you did in the 15 before that, and I'm rooting for you, and the success of that polymer M&P is great even if it isn't my cuppa tea. I bet ou'd sell for more than $15 million now! Look at you!
But... one thing....
You wanna know how to cut production costs AND make your customers happier? Get rid of that little zit of a lock on the side. It's a revolver, not a handcuff. The only people that like it are those folks that were trying to destroy the entire firearms industry back in 1997. Just say it was an ill-conceived British innovation that doesn't add any value, and after all what do the Brits know about firearms anymore anyway?
Wait, Disney controls the NSA? - Holy cow. Hat tip to the Gaijin via email.
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