Levels of Gunnie-dom

I own:

A gun.

Guns.  Two.

Several guns.

I don't own dozens....

I own dozens.

About a hundred.

Hundreds.

None of yer dang bidness.

And that's just if you are freely talking to a friendly gunnie audience.  If you are talking to an unknown neighbor or a representative of the government the levels of gunniedom are different.  "How many guns do you own?"

~[Lie]  None~

I might have a gun at home.  

I am statutorily required to alert you that I have a CCW permit and I am carrying right now.

There was this tragic boat accident...

and...

Come back with a warrant and a lotta friends.