Fats Domino turned 89 yesterday.
A year younger than Archie, my dead crotchety old neighbor, 2 years gone.
Archie was skinny.
"You never see old fat guys!"
Well, sometimes you do. I wish I could lead the lifestyle Churchill had, who died at 91. His last 10 years were a little less vital because of strokes. Fine. I'll cut out 99% of the cigars and half the booze Churchill drank. I should live fat dumb and happy until age 130 like that.
Facts About Blue Whales
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1. A blue whale calf can be up to 26 feet long and weigh almost 4000
pounds, making it the 2nd largest baby in the world behind Donald Trump.
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