Machine Guns in Maryland!

At a crime scene in Upper Marlboro:

Roses are Red

I like Violets a lot

"AK-47 found near man hit, killed by SUV in Maryland shopping center parking lot"

First of all, notice the secondary bad guy, here, is the Sport Utility Vehicle?  It murdered a guy!  But it was a guy with an "Assault Rifle" so WTOP has mixed emotions about that...

I am willing to bet you, WTOP reporter, $1000 that it was not an assault rifle.  It's not more an assault rifle anymore than that kit car of yours, built on top of a Pontiac Fiero, is a Lambroghini.