Thursday, May 3, 2012

I wonder what mall he guards?

Ah, the 70s. 

33 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Alternate title: "What's wrong with this picture?"

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

And if one of you primitive squareheads says "Rule 3 is the only thing wrong..."

Keads said...

Rockin' the pedo 'stache!

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Alternate title: "This is my BOOM stick!"

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Alternate title "The rose tint helps my aim"

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Alternate title "Of course I can hit a shotgun shell off a fence rail at 100 yards all day long with this, why do you ask?"

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Alternate title "46 confirmed kills in Nam. Friendly fire, all of them."

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Alternate title "What a bargain! The gun store knocked $50 off the price of this beauty!"

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Alternate title "My gunsmith is a real nice guy, but..."

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Alternate title "The assembly video from brownells made assembly a snap. Why yes, I DO need to update my glassed prescription, why?"

DaddyBear said...

You know, you'd have to work really hard to put the front sight on upside down.

Paul, Dammit! said...

Poor guy's looking at the world through shit-colored glasses. Give him a break.

Crotalus (Don't Tread on Me) said...

Is he Morticia Addams' conservative brother?

Dee Dee Dee Dum *snap snap*

JB Miller said...

Kinda hard to aim with that configuration.

Laura said...

LOL Where are his shoes??

azmountaintroll said...

What ISN'T wrong with this picture?

Bubblehead Les. said...

Yeah, it's from the '70s. You know how I can tell? The Bayonet Lug wasn't removed. "BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"

Oh yes I was, man. Oh yes I was...

Watchful said...

LOL, I certainly wonder how the heck that he got the gas tube to work in that configuration.

But still, looking past the rose colored hippy goggles, look at his eyes...you can just tell that he is a stone cold operator!

Steve said...

I shared the link on Facebook and a friend said this guy is a genius because he figured out how to counter bullet drop.

Angus McThag said...

You've heard of an over under shotgun?

This is an underAR.

Wow.

Dave H said...

Shouldn't he be out hitchhiking somewhere with an acoustic guitar slung on his back?

Robert Fowler said...

Keads said...
Rockin' the pedo 'stache!

Hey now, I've had one of those since the 70's myself. My wife likes the porn star look ;)

Tango said...

"This is my rubber rifle. There are many like it, but I'm fairly certain this is the one I found at the surplus store."

Stretch said...

Geeze, he looks like every off duty cop I knew in the '70s. 'Cept the rifle. Everyone who watched SWAT (and who didn't?) knew the bayonet lug goes down!

breda said...

Black turtleneck!

LANA!

fast richard said...

That picture could have been me in the seventies, if I had shaved my beard and gotten a haircut. I think I would have noticed that the photographer's prop gun was messed up though.

Broken Andy said...

So do you have turn the bolt carrier group upside down to have the gas tube enter from below? How does that work?

Anonymous said...

All you guys missed the Huey Newton chair. If only this guy had a spear as well as the rifle.

Art said...

... Just sight along the edge of the bayonet ... for a razor sharp sight picture!

Grayson said...

"This is what happens when you give guns to Liberals."

Tam said...

Aside from that one little detail, that's a very realistic-looking fake '16.

abnormalist said...

@Breda

You made me chortle

Mike in KY said...

I used to wear glasses like that (frame style, not lens color). I think they're from the Sally Jessy collection.