Thursday, January 26, 2017

"This is NPR, reporting for the resistance"

"The chair is against the wall.  The chair is against the wall.  John has a long mustache.  John has a long mustache,"

Listen to this story.  It's hilarious.

Oh noes!  Wealthy liberal tech types are becoming survivalists.  Because I have never heard about it this must be a new thing.

I personally know a techie near San Francisco with a nice little bunker and has been growing edible landscaping there since before Terry Gross started broadcasting.

Oh noes!  People don't trust the old institutions now, and really haven't since Hurrican Katrina.

Welcome to the party, pal.

Oh noes!  Trump invented Fake News

HA!  You are so funny.  I haven't laughed this hard since since Obama's scandal free presidency after the Russians hacked the electoral college and Trump threw the bust of MLK off the table in the oval office and kicked it down the Whitehouse basement stairs.

You've been using fake news to talk about fake news ever since you pretend to see a telegram that never existed from Hearts saying "You furnish the pictures and I will furnish the war."

You panicky Progs crack me up extra, lately.  Don't change


B said...

He actually didn't get rid of the MLK bust. Just returned Churchill to the office.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Yes, B, that was sort of the point. Despite them Progs saying it was so, all those things... were not so.

Mike V. said...

Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.

Windy Wilson said...

It's hot in Suez.
The Dice are on the table.

This is their fantasy of their heroism in an underground movement against an "enemy."
As my Mother said about Robert Goulet star of the adventure TV series "Blue Light",
"It's a lot harder to be that heroic in real life when you really could die."