Crime surges in the District of Columbia! Armed robberies up.
I bet Emily will get blamed for this... After all, guns cause crime, and her's is new in town. Probably brought a lot of crime in with it from the Sig factory.
I had a craving... - ...for a big, over-the-top action flick that didn't involve superheroes or giant robots. Looks like I'm good, then... .
2 hours ago