Crime surges in the District of Columbia! Armed robberies up.
I bet Emily will get blamed for this... After all, guns cause crime, and her's is new in town. Probably brought a lot of crime in with it from the Sig factory.
Purse. Full. Of kittens.
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If I see you kids running around with broomsticks on my front lawn, I'm
coming out there with the Garand.
The fact that the headline is "Olympic Quidditch ...
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If I were a Cynical, Conniving, Useless DemaCommie Mayor of D.C, I'd be playing with the Stats and Blaming the Evil Republitards for not giving enough money to D.C.
But I'm SURE that's not the case at all.
Think FoxN had a report on this lady tonight.
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