Crime surges in the District of Columbia! Armed robberies up.
I bet Emily will get blamed for this... After all, guns cause crime, and her's is new in town. Probably brought a lot of crime in with it from the Sig factory.
Seriously. - The first person who comes up with a USB-powered throat-punching peripheral will retire a gazillionaire. — Tamara K. (@TamSlick) August 27, 2016
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