RAT PATROL!

In COLOR!

Filmed on location in Spain.

The part of the plucky British commandos raiding behind enemy lines will be played mostly by ruggedly handsome Americans.

The part of the German will be played by a guy with a high school chemistry class safety goggle on his cover.

The part of the sidearms for both sides will be played by Spanish sub-machines guns rather than Tommy Guns or MP40s.  The parts of Tanks will be played by modern stuff.  It is so hard to get ACTUAL Panzer MkIIIs and M3 Lees.  NO one will ever aim a gun except for the M1919.  Of course.  You don't have to aim your garden hose, do you?

And the part of the Script Writer will be played by large group of trained monkeys.

GAH this show was much better in re-runs when I was a kid in 1981. Why did I go ahead and rent the rest of season 1?