I can't play this. I haven't advanced, technologically, beyond about 1985.
Apparently, your smart phone will yell at you that there are undead behind you, so scoot! And it's NPR, so if the game was, "Turn, and place a 9mm in its melon," they wouldn't have reviewed it.
Plus, I ran my ass off for 7 years and hated every damn minute of it.
Oof - What a week. Time to kick back.
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