Man, Pelicans are EXPENSIVE

But, ah well.  At least they don't hate our civil rights.  And I needed a cooler for mah beer.

Think of how much money I will save on ICE at the big camping trip.  Added bonus?  Grizzly bear proof.  If you are in camp and your S&W X-Frame doesn't get the job done, you can hide in your cooler and be safe as Indy.

But I dunno why that gun couldn't get the job done.  Single shot .22lr should do the trick.