Well! FINALLY the Gooberment is taking a Zed Outbreak Seriously! Now that our Tax Money has been spent by the CDC to warn us, I believe that YOU should receive a nice, fat, cushy Federal Job as the Northern Maryland Regional Director of Zombie Preparedness for FEMA. Can't think of any one more Qualified. Think of all the Perks: Nice office, couple of Secretaries, dozen or so staff members, free Gooberment Assault Truck, free Commo, Computers, Emergency Supplies, your own Command Bunker, Weapons Training at Quantico, etc. You'd be Perfect!
Which is why you'll never get the gig. It'll go to some Incompetent Political Hack who's made lots of Donations to the Party over the years, and the first thing he'll tell people to do is buy a 12 Gauge.
To be confident and competent enough with a rifle to be able to hit anything I can see in a Jovian Thunderbolt kind of way.
To be able to defend myself with a handgun.
To perhaps harvest some tasty venison with either a rifle or a shotgun, any skin or antler is just a nice bonus, here.
And, if necessary: To Defend the Ramparts of Democracy from a Level 4 Zombie Outbreak or against the Jacobin, Rampaging, Godless, Red-Commie Hordes (or their modern equivalent.)
"You never select a shotgun as your primary anti-zombie firearm. It's great for onesy twosey, but zombies travel in hordes. The reload time is onerous, and the ammo, while effective, is heavy and bulky and short ranged."
Big Mistake for Her
If Ginsberg had let Scalia put the words "strict scrutiny" in Heller and Hillary said "Gun control is just not going to be a priority for my administration," Hillary would have been elected President.
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Well! FINALLY the Gooberment is taking a Zed Outbreak Seriously! Now that our Tax Money has been spent by the CDC to warn us, I believe that YOU should receive a nice, fat, cushy Federal Job as the Northern Maryland Regional Director of Zombie Preparedness for FEMA. Can't think of any one more Qualified. Think of all the Perks: Nice office, couple of Secretaries, dozen or so staff members, free Gooberment Assault Truck, free Commo, Computers, Emergency Supplies, your own Command Bunker, Weapons Training at Quantico, etc. You'd be Perfect!
Which is why you'll never get the gig. It'll go to some Incompetent Political Hack who's made lots of Donations to the Party over the years, and the first thing he'll tell people to do is buy a 12 Gauge.
Naturally the state doesn't want you to arm yourself against Zach. Once the undead menace is disposed of, you might decide to keep your gun.
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