Kong Dongs

"I know!  We will carry around giant silicone phalli around out Austin campus.  Doing so will so inflame and aggravate and appale the firearm enthusiasts that they will concede their carry rights!  The plan is foolproof!"

How did they ever come around to that idea?  That rubber thingies to us are like garlic to vampires?  I don't understand.   A huge subsection of us are clearly libertarian and it's not like that is a secret.

Speaking of libertarian, I wish the Libertarians would run libertarians again.  Instead of gun-banning tax and spenders that drank the Glowball Warmening Kool Aid..

DAMMIT, JIM!