Friday, January 27, 2012

The New Zombie


Ok, Zombies jumped the shark.  What should we gunnies prep for, now?  What is the threat?

More importantly what do I prep for.  Zombies are listed in my goals...

I say it's My Little Pony!  And this meme can never ever jump the shark.

Stupid Bronies...

So this last goal will read:

"And, if necessary: To Defend the Ramparts of Democracy from a Level 4 My Little Pony Outbreak or against the Jacobin, Rampaging, Godless, Red-Commie Bronies (or their modern equivalent.)"

What caliber for cartoon, pastel, equine monstrosities? I still say 7.62x51.  To be sure.

7 comments:

Craig S. Miller said...

I have been a big Zombie fan since the '70's. Once the Walking Dead came on, you could sense the shark jumping ready to commence, but in my opinion, Hornaday's ammo strapped Fonzie's skis on them and sent them in the water.

Bubblehead Les. said...

Oh, I wouldn't call the UnDead Dead just yet. Looks like there's going to be a 3rd Season of "The Walking Dead", and it's going to be a couple of episodes longer.

And have you seen the U.S. Senate lately? I swear some of them died 20 years ago.

And those Damn Hippies from the 60s seem to have sold their souls for Immortality, because in spite of their ingesting enough Toxins to choke a "Little Pony," they still seem to be Shambling along just fine.

Just look at Nancy Pelosi.

Anonymous said...

.375 H&H or better yet, .416 Rigby because, after all. . . "A horse is a horse, of course of course. . . "

Borepatch said...

Best mod since teletubbies counterstrike mod.

Dave H said...

Hey, I can see my house from... aw, dangit, I just fixed that roof!

What caliber for cartoon, pastel, equine monstrosities? I still say 7.62x51.

Shot from a Staff, 7.62mm, M14-Series. Beats the heck out of that cheesy bow I've been schlepping around.

instinct said...

.50 Beowulf - it's the only way to be sure.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Wild Pigs are the new zombies