Looks like Theresa has been getting a little rough with Senator Kerry.
I told the police that too, when the missus was beating on me. "I'm clumsy, I ran into the door." "I got these fist sized bruises playing hockey." Uh huh.
Where Great Britain Used To Be - Make Britain great again! I could seriously not care less about Brexit. But, hey, the jokes compel me.
57 minutes ago