Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Zombie Bats

Ok, these art of manliness mods for a baseball bat to go against zombies are just silly.  Addendum to my:  "You never select a shotgun as your primary anti-zombie firearm. It's great for onesy twosey, but zombies travel in hordes. The reload time is onerous, and the ammo, while effective, is heavy and bulky and short ranged."

Is now: "The only thing worse than a shotgun for you primary defense zombie weapon is a impractically modified baseball bat."

Notice in the last panel?  The bat-modifier is dead. Avoid melee with Zed.  If you have to, a regular bat is fine.  A halberd is better if you know how to use it.  You don't know how to use a halberd.


Angus McThag said...

Yes I do. Don't be presumptuous.

Robert Fowler said...

Halberd? WTF is that? I'll stick with my M4 and 1911.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Which one do you use for a melee weapon when you run out of ammo, Robert?

Erin Palette said...

And this is why I like bayonets.

Kristophr said...

if you are going to buy a spiked club, get a real one: