It's the Saucy Trollop's birthday. I sure hang out with her more than I usually do with exes.
Since she gave ME whiskey and Girl Scout cookies (Knob Creek, Thin Mints... what can I say, she knows the staples I require...) for my birthday, I was hard pressed thinking of something for her. So I snuck 2 spare magazines for her XD in the range bag I am babysitting for her, and threw in some sound dampening earmuffs. Eh? Not bad, if I do say so! What?
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