It's the Saucy Trollop's birthday. I sure hang out with her more than I usually do with exes.
Since she gave ME whiskey and Girl Scout cookies (Knob Creek, Thin Mints... what can I say, she knows the staples I require...) for my birthday, I was hard pressed thinking of something for her. So I snuck 2 spare magazines for her XD in the range bag I am babysitting for her, and threw in some sound dampening earmuffs. Eh? Not bad, if I do say so! What?
When Have They Ever Been Concerned with Facts?
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Quote of the Day If Congress passes a national concealed carry mandate,
anyone you see could have a gun on them—and the police would be powerless
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She's 29
Calls for a toast. Ensure martinis with Geritol garnish. Cheers!
There are KNOB CREEK THIN MINTS! Where have I been? oh, a comma...
My ex-girlfriend and I remain friends. Almost weekly, we visit Original Hamburger Works for burgas and beah. I have to be nice, she has a Nighthawk in her bag!
I admit to liking your name for her... How about a post about that? :) Too personal?
That works :-)
But did you put ammo in the magazines as well? By the way, ALL women never get past the age of 29. My Wife is 29, My Mom is 29, My Grandmother ....it's a Girl Thing. Does make buying the Hallmark Cards easy, though.
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