New Jovian Thunderbolt: Pentagon

Friday, January 11, 2013

Pentagon

The Pentagon has plans, with the help of the NRA, to confiscate all privately held firearms in the United States. In conjunction with UN peacekeeping forces, naturally.

11 comments:

MSgt B said...: Ha Ha

Troll level: Novice

Keep up the effort, though.; January 11, 2013 at 6:44 AM
New Jovian Thunderbolt said...: What? It's on the internt. It has to be true if it's on the internet.; January 11, 2013 at 7:27 AM
ZerCool said...: Gen. James M. Scott; January 11, 2013 at 8:48 AM
Aaron said...: Put the tinfoil hat down and step away.....

Nicely done.; January 11, 2013 at 8:57 AM
Teke said...: I needed a good laugh; January 11, 2013 at 9:38 AM
Geodkyt said...: Ah, Duffleblog -- the Olive Drab Onion. {grin}; January 11, 2013 at 10:01 AM
Borepatch said...: The Duffel Blog is LULZ on steroids; January 11, 2013 at 10:09 AM
Chris said...: Heck, the military has contingency plans for just about everything. Alien (as in ET) invasion? Sure. Super volcano eruption? Hey, History Channel says it could happen, so why not? And some of them are going to be put together by REMFs with nothing else to do.

But the link *was* very funny.; January 11, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Windy Wilson said...: What Chris said. Some tinfoil nutter from the left gets wind of some plan to invade Canada again, or to invade the Kerguelen Islands and is all hysterical.
Plans are what the planning department does. There were more than five variants on how the army thought a war with Japan might start. A Taranto-style attack on Pearl Harbor wasn't one of them.; January 11, 2013 at 5:05 PM
Windy Wilson said...: As to the original link, you didn't like the one about USA divorcing Afghanistan for a hotter, sexier war?
Getting out now seems perilously close to ending child support payments at age 10.; January 11, 2013 at 5:11 PM
Angus McThag said...: I wonder, were the people of Clinger, PA left bitter by the confiscations?; January 13, 2013 at 11:35 PM